This Man Smokes Poop And Hasn’t Bathed In 60 Years


Yeah, pretty fucking hard to beat that headline, but stick with me here. IRNA, the official news agency of the Islamic Republic of Iran, published a bunch of photos of an 80 year-old man who hasn’t bathed in 60 years–dating his last scrub behind the ears (or anywhere) back to 1954, when he was 20. And if avoiding a bathtub since McCarthyism was a threat doesn’t seem THAT unhygienic, homeboy’s also been living in a hole “that resembles a grave,” eating dead animals and smoking animal shit (?) out of a three-inch pipe, his most prized possession. He’s not just low maintenance, this dude is the OG of that “just rolled out of a bed that’s actually a hole in the ground for the first time in 60 years” look. He even effortlessly rips a casual FIVE cigarettes at a time, like he’s trying way harder than people who try hard to look like they’re not trying too hard.

The pictures are surreal. Here are a few courtesy of Mohammad Babaei, IRNA:





[h/t Reddit]

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